I learned that if you want to plant carrots, you need carrot seeds. I also learned that you get the seeds from the flowers that grow from the green tops in the second year.
So let me get this straight: I gotta leave the roots in the ground over the wintertime?!
Could someone explain the latest movie to me? I know there was time travel, but how did it all come about? Why didn't they just return history back to the way it was? What happened here????
Among the earliest animations, Astro Boy might be the grand-daddy of Anime. Now, this October, a computer generated film promises an interested and modernized tale of the robo-kid.
Well, the as-yet unnamed kittens are still around and eating. Big sister is getting bigger but the little brother seems to remain at the same weight as always and that worries me.
They are both eating semi-solids (sister is doing really good at that) and they are using the litter adequately (as far as I can tell).
I do not know their birth date, so I have adopted April 17 as the lucky day.
Now I just need some good brother/sister names for them.
Back in 2006 I believe, Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger visited the NYSE and "banged the gavel" to end the day's trading (or begin). There was a really nice photo of him overlooking the trading floor and I was hoping that someone could locate it for me.
A few days ago, I became a father to two beautiful baby kitties. However, they were only a couple of weeks old and not ready for solid food. I was assured otherwise and now I have to feed them kitten milk formula very often. That can kill my personal life.
I saw Wolverine today, and while it was a fun movie, I think Logan's dramatic cry was used too much. Even Kirk had the good sense to scream Khan's name but once.
So the film took liberties with the canon, it was still a good treat. Too bad Patrick Stewart only had a small scene at the end of the film.
Ladies, lissen up. I'm only gonna say dis once. I only need to say dis once.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 11. If you think you look fat, you probably do. Don't ask us. 12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . Really. 21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 22. You have enough clothes. 23. You have too many shoes. 24. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 25. To my wife: Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.